Club Owner T-Shirts

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Paris in Summer - View of a Boulevard

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'I work in a strip club for £20 a week. It's not much but it's all I can afford to pay them!'

Dragon and no smoking sign.

Will Sir be going on to his usual club ?

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Shaken not stirred

Beer Stall

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

The Reaper's Arms

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub