Football Club Owner T-Shirts

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'I'll take it!'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

A Lady Out Shopping.

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Just look'in'

'How old is this vase?'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'