Club Participant Pillows

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Dancing at the Clubs.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'The grudge match.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Table tennis.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Time-of-the-month club.

Pole Vaulting Club

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

The Croucho Club

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'