Club Member Wannabe Pillows

This club is for members only

Dancing at the Clubs.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Men drinking

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Time-of-the-month club.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"We could start a band."

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"...And when you turn eighteen, you go over to the dark side, like Mom and Dad."

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

The invention of baseball.

'Be wormier!'

Nerd night at the club.