Club Participant Gifts

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Dancing at the Clubs.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'The grudge match.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Table tennis.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

The Croucho Club

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Pole Vaulting Club

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."