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'Me and my clubs are watching the golf tournament.'

La Table

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"I heard they mate for life."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Reading the sports pages.

Diving Cat.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"The club scene is really changing."

Dance.

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Best friends without borders.

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Men drinking

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'How long has what been going on?'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'