Club Companion Gifts

'Me and my clubs are watching the golf tournament.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

La Table

"I heard they mate for life."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Reading the sports pages.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Diving Cat.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"The club scene is really changing."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Dance.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Best friends without borders.

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Men drinking

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

Time-of-the-month club.

'How long has what been going on?'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'