Leash Liberator Pillows

"I appreciate not having a leash, but that bone is driving me crazy."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Humans are strange."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

A child and his dog

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"My human can't tell which end is which."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

Hang Time Fido

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'I'm in the lead!'

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

Dog.