Leash Liberator Gifts

"I appreciate not having a leash, but that bone is driving me crazy."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

A child and his dog

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Hang Time Fido

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'I'm in the lead!'

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

Dog.

'Yes, I got it all.'