Leash Lifer Gifts

'Are you pulling my chain?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

A child and his dog

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I'm in the lead!'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Hang Time Fido

Walking the Dog.