Leash Holder Gifts

"Great. It's the call of the wild, and you've got me on hold."

'Ooh he's wagging his tail...I think he likes you.'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

'Hello, doggie obedience school?'

'I'm in the lead!'

God's dog

Dog.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Airedale, what's yours?"

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Hang Time Fido

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

"Morning!"

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'