Latte-loving Leash Holder Gifts

Dog fetching smelly slippers.

"No no, I said sit!!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Devi's brew?"

"Humans are strange."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Coffee shop

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

Running Latte

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'