Latte-loving Leash Holder Gifts

Dog fetching smelly slippers.

"No no, I said sit!!"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Humans are strange."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Devi's brew?"

Coffee shop

National Coffee Day

Running Latte

'You've had enough.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

Sermon on the Grounds...

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"