Leash Lifer Prints

'Are you pulling my chain?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

A child and his dog

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I'm in the lead!'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Hang Time Fido

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'