Leash Master Prints

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Self-walking dog

Hang Time Fido

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

"Morning!"

"Okay, here comes the poodle. Just relax and play it cool. The last thing you want is to come off too excited."

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'