Canine Liberator Gifts

"I think the dog wants out"

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"He did it!"

Freedom

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

Internal Prisons

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'Let's see those smiles.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'I agree with the government.'

"What a relief."

'Aggressive Environmentalism'

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

'I'm sixty-five. I'm retiring from being a house wife!'

'The Chinese translation of 'Freedom of Speech' goes 'The less you talk the longer you'll be out of jail!''

"You mean we've got to do this seven times a year?" (Colour)

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

Davy Crockett - frontiersman and closet animal liberationist.

World Press Freedom Day

Throwing office equipment out of the window.

"Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the cadavers."

"Look, let's just be gender-neutral about this and build a snowperson."

'It is so nice to find somebody civil minded and working tirelessly to help others...'

'I'm off-duty today: I have a bad cold and a blocked nose...'

"My sniffer dog has been up graded."

"I appreciate not having a leash, but that bone is driving me crazy."

The First Thong of Spring

As far as Ralph was concerned, chasing cars was the best part of the job.

"I dreamed that I stopped doing your laundry."