Fish Liberator Gifts

And when he lands a fish, he will rarely kill it - but will watch it return to the water...Happy to see it free once more...to give sport to some Brother Angler.

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

School holidays

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Trout Game

Freedom

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Astronaut fishbowl.

"What's the name of our sea?"

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Internal Prisons

I hate these flying fish

Mandatory mask use

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

How do fish get to work?

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.