Small Fish Releaser Gifts

"It's the third time I've thrown you back. Get one of your bigger brothers!"

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Kissing the Fish

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Trout Game

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"What's the name of our sea?"

Astronaut fishbowl.

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

How do fish get to work?

I hate these flying fish

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

Mandatory mask use

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

I think it's time to clean the basement.

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."