Animal Liberator Gifts

'Aggressive Environmentalism'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

Freedom

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Car Rides - Cats

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

Internal Prisons

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

Grumpy Hamster

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'Found her. Keeping her.'

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

'Hello? Animal control?'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

The Lion Tamer.

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Skiing rescue dog.

'I agree with the government.'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

St Bernard dog rescues a snowman.