Animal Liberator Gifts

'Aggressive Environmentalism'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Freedom

Vigilante Dog

Car Rides - Cats

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'Found her. Keeping her.'

Grumpy Hamster

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

Internal Prisons

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

Skiing rescue dog.

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

The Lion Tamer.

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

'Hello? Animal control?'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'I agree with the government.'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'