Label Liberator Gifts

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"If I'm being honest, I really feel I've been unfairly labelled!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"By labeling it, I control it."

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

School holidays

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

Freedom

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Internal Prisons

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Generic Products

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Chiantis In Translation

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

'I agree with the government.'

"What a relief."

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'