Label Liberator T-Shirts

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"If I'm being honest, I really feel I've been unfairly labelled!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"By labeling it, I control it."

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

School holidays

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

Freedom

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

Internal Prisons

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

Generic Products

Chiantis In Translation

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

'I agree with the government.'

"What a relief."

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'