Household Liberator Gifts

'I'm sixty-five. I'm retiring from being a house wife!'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Caw blimey!'

The household cavalry

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Freedom

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

Woman tangled up ironing

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

balanced life

Internal Prisons

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

Wonder Woman!

Missing Sock

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Monument to the one who did the dishes yesterday

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

"I've polished the mirrors, pots, pans and the furniture...now there's just one more thing to polish off."

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

New broom

I hate jacuzzi day.