Household Liberator Pillows

'I'm sixty-five. I'm retiring from being a house wife!'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Caw blimey!'

The household cavalry

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Freedom

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

balanced life

Woman tangled up ironing

Internal Prisons

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

Wonder Woman!

Monument to the one who did the dishes yesterday

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

Missing Sock

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

"I've polished the mirrors, pots, pans and the furniture...now there's just one more thing to polish off."

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

I hate jacuzzi day.

'I do more than I want, but it's always less than I should.'

New broom