Domestic Liberator Pillows

"I dreamed that I stopped doing your laundry."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Balancing work and family

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I had to skip my workout."

Ironing day.

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

Washing Line Walker

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Whittler's Mother.

The household cavalry

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?