Domestic Activist Pillows

"You can go to the anarchist rally when you've finished the dishes."

'Hon, I'm home!'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"It's not easy being green…"

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

'Well, if you insist on using logic I see little point in continuing this argument.'

'I know I promised to love, honour and cherish you but I don't remember saying I'd cook for you.'

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

'You're in my light!'

"Just to let you know - we're putting up your rent again..."

"All I said was, 'I'll take out the garbage when I'm ready'."

Distracted young couple let hot water overflow

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 8

"Don't just stand there Howard - SWAT IT!!!"

Father struggling with the microwave