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Typical Anti-Nuclear Family.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

I love my family!

"Very fine people on both sides."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

It's a Boy

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'They're a very successful family.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"It's easy to understand the theory of evolution when you have a brother!"

World Economic Forum

More Unequal Than Others