Domestic Anarchist Pillows

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

The secret of marriage is chemistry - he's on valium and I'm on prozac

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

Distracted young couple let hot water overflow

"They're little notes he keeps leaving me on how to best utilise my housekeeping time."

'You can protest all you want. But only until bedtime. And not in front of the television. And no, I am not stepping down.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

I'm not challenging your authority. I'm rejecting it completely."

Father struggling with the microwave

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 8

"Say the egg didn't come back - then what?"

"They're not just my eggs. They're your eggs, too."