Domestic Anarchist Mugs

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Hon, I'm home!'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Iron Lady and Iron Man

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

The secret of marriage is chemistry - he's on valium and I'm on prozac

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

Distracted young couple let hot water overflow

'You can protest all you want. But only until bedtime. And not in front of the television. And no, I am not stepping down.'

"Say the egg didn't come back - then what?"

"They're little notes he keeps leaving me on how to best utilise my housekeeping time."

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 8

I'm not challenging your authority. I'm rejecting it completely."

Father struggling with the microwave

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'