Apartment Anarchist Mugs

'My doctor advised me to 'give up' playing the drums... He lives in the apartment below!'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Honey, I'm home.'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'Any messages while I was out?'

Bonfire of the Paperwork

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

"So what if it's small," the realtor says, "it's not like you'll be stuck in there."

Correct sir, our new dress down friday guideline does allow T-shirts with a logo, but it's the company's logo that must appear on it!

'Raymond's an anarchist couch potato.'

There are some bad neighbors in the building where I live. One creep was kicked out for inappropriate actions. I call him "The Flash." "Catwoman" violates the no-pets policy. "Aquaman" hogs all the hot water. And the "Green Hulk" is a huge guy who berates people when they don't separate recyclables from other trash. On the plus side, when anything breaks here, it is quick fixed. Ah, "Superman"!

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

Office Terrorism As Self-Help

Retired From Home

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