Apartment Anarchist T-Shirts

'My doctor advised me to 'give up' playing the drums... He lives in the apartment below!'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Honey, I'm home.'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'Any messages while I was out?'

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

Bonfire of the Paperwork

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

'Raymond's an anarchist couch potato.'

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

Retired From Home

"So what if it's small," the realtor says, "it's not like you'll be stuck in there."

Correct sir, our new dress down friday guideline does allow T-shirts with a logo, but it's the company's logo that must appear on it!

Estate agent client

Man gathers leaves to put on his high-rise patio.