Orderly Anarchist T-Shirts

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

'The black sheep of the flock,'

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Any messages while I was out?'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

Punktuation Marks.

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

Ways to handle difficult patients.

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

'I can't find my key.'

"These family dinners have become a lot friendlier since we started wearing nametags."

Bonfire of the Paperwork

Method/Madness

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

'Things couldn't be better.'

A 'Good Luck' horseshoe hangs over the hospital operating room

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

"You'll like this aide's dry sense of humor...real bedpan delivery."