Anarchist At Heart Mugs

"In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you advocate for a violent overthrow of the government."

I'm not challenging your authority. I'm rejecting it completely."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Trump secret police

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Mainstream

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Corrupt and Unresponsive

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Window in the Sky.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

Chippunks

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.