Angelic Anarchist Pillows

'You're a disgrace to the uniform!'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Angel playing music

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'The big guy wants to see you.'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Spring Break!

Death of the pope.

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

Ad Meeting With God.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"You again? I must be flying in circles."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."