Angelic Idealist Pillows

"I love it here. CEOs can't wear their caps backwards on earth."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Halo Frisbee.

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'The Christ Child'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

Angel Romance

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

Death of the pope.

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Spring Break!

Ad Meeting With God.

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'I see my wife made it in.'

Angel versus kite...

Welcome to Heaven - For a Limited Period Only

Plus, it keeps it warm.

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"