Angelic Idealist Pillows

"I love it here. CEOs can't wear their caps backwards on earth."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Halo Frisbee.

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'The Christ Child'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

Angel Romance

Death of the pope.

Spring Break!

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

Ad Meeting With God.

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Welcome to Heaven - For a Limited Period Only

Angel versus kite...

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'