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"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'You're a disgrace to the uniform!'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'The big guy wants to see you.'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Death of the pope.

Spring Break!

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

Ad Meeting With God.

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Plus, it keeps it warm.