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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. I

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"What's all this?"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"I'm running a loose ship."

Hi love...one less for tea tonight

'Well, if you insist on using logic I see little point in continuing this argument.'

'It's almost as if you haven't heard a single word I've thought.'

"He's lazy and not very handy around the house. But I'm a cartoonist, and he provides me with a ton of material."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

Couple with sign on wall: 'A Messy Marriage is the Sign of Genius'

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

"And you think the world revolves around you..."

"You're not my husband."

Recycling husband.

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control

Towels - His / Hers