Canine Liberator Pillows

"I think the dog wants out"

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Freedom

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

Internal Prisons

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'I agree with the government.'

"What a relief."

'Aggressive Environmentalism'

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

'I'm sixty-five. I'm retiring from being a house wife!'

'The Chinese translation of 'Freedom of Speech' goes 'The less you talk the longer you'll be out of jail!''

"You mean we've got to do this seven times a year?" (Colour)

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

Davy Crockett - frontiersman and closet animal liberationist.

Throwing office equipment out of the window.

The First Thong of Spring

"Look, let's just be gender-neutral about this and build a snowperson."

"Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the cadavers."

'It is so nice to find somebody civil minded and working tirelessly to help others...'

World Press Freedom Day

'I'm off-duty today: I have a bad cold and a blocked nose...'

"My sniffer dog has been up graded."

"I appreciate not having a leash, but that bone is driving me crazy."

As far as Ralph was concerned, chasing cars was the best part of the job.

"Who's a good boy? Are you a good boy?"

"I dreamed that I stopped doing your laundry."