Small Fish Mocker Gifts

'Not you again. Go and get your big brothers and sisters.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"The beatings will continue until the morale improves!"

"You know they're trying too hard when the chef's special is Corn Dogs Bordelaise."

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

Mountain escalator.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

'Fresh Fish' 'Stand offish'

'Say, this is interesting.'

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

Members only.

"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

Revenge of the Fish

'The cross doesn't affect him. Let's try with a Star of David.'

Of all the days to sleep in!

'When you've seen one criminally violent, sex-filed horror play, you've seen the lot, I always say.'

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

'I don't want to go in the water - that man said the fish were really biting today.'

'Leave me the figures on my voicemail... I never check it.'

'Hmm...needs refining.'

"No more home swaps on the internet."

'You can't fire me. I fired you.'

Jesus' bones.

Northerners see a fashionable stranger and suggest throwing a brick at him

Hague Convention Defied! Repelling an Assault of Flu Germs

"It's the third time I've thrown you back. Get one of your bigger brothers!"

A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.

The movie is so bad the server recommends ventilation.

Cows chasing bagpipes player.

"I can't go home until it's defrosted!"