Miniature Fisherman Gifts

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

'You were on your fishing trip so long I met someone new and raised a family.'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

A man fishing in a tree stump

Fly Fishing.

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

"There I go again, telling stories that make you an accessory after the fact."

Internet.

Man and fish

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

'...I told you that you can't christen a toy boat!'

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

Boy and fish

Boy asks servant to prepare a long list of fishing bait

'Not you again. Go and get your big brothers and sisters.'

'Check this out dude. I got this one on a silver nose ring!'