Tennis Ball Liberator Gifts

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

School holidays

Freedom

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Internal Prisons

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'Aggressive Environmentalism'

“I've come to believe that I'm powerless over tennis balls.”

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

'The Chinese translation of 'Freedom of Speech' goes 'The less you talk the longer you'll be out of jail!''

"I think the dog wants out"

'Oh, I never hang your towel. It's on the floor where you normally leave it.'

"Of course I remembered your tennis ball collection."

'Tennis'

"Look, let's just be gender-neutral about this and build a snowperson."

"I appreciate not having a leash, but that bone is driving me crazy."

World Press Freedom Day

"I dreamed that I stopped doing your laundry."

Say -- To Censorship

And when he lands a fish, he will rarely kill it - but will watch it return to the water...Happy to see it free once more...to give sport to some Brother Angler.

Arabic woman.

'I never believed I'd remarry, either, but I just couldn't figure out that damned washing machine.'

"If I'm being honest, I really feel I've been unfairly labelled!"

"Leftovers have never been a big problem around here."

"Hey, Mister, can my dog play with one of your tennis balls?"