Leash Untangler Gifts

'He's a really active dog.'

People walking their dogs

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Humans are strange."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

A child and his dog

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

'I'm in the lead!'

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

Dog.

"My specialty is tangled webs."

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

The Dog

"Try switching hands when you walk the dog!"

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

Stew considers getting a shorter leash for Spot.