Leash Untangler Gifts

'He's a really active dog.'

People walking their dogs

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.

Go around … no, other way … no, wait, other-stop, other way … no, other way …

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Humans are strange."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

A child and his dog

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

'I'm in the lead!'

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

Dog.

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"My specialty is tangled webs."

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

The Dog

Wow! That's a nice leash you have on! Yeah, I admire your restraint!