Leash Wrangler Gifts

'Who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks?'

The Dog

"I love my mistress, but I must say I resent the leash."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

The Stubborn Dog

'No Tarquin! No!'

Stew considers getting a shorter leash for Spot.

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

"Try switching hands when you walk the dog!"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Fishing sign.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

A child and his dog

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Parental Training Course

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."