Leash Walking Gifts

Strong Dog

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

A child and his dog

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Hang Time Fido

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Walking the Dog.

'Yes, I got it all.'

'I think he wants to go walkies!'