Rash Wrangler Gifts

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

High Riders of the Old West

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'No it's still not fixed'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Parental Training Course

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"The thing with tiny kitchens is it's all about stacking, patience and resenting all your previous life choices."