Wrecking Ball Wrangler Gifts

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

Demolition Crew

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

'Farming over a toxic waste dump does cut herbicide and pesticide uses and costs.'

'No this isn't hell, but it's close. I supervise recycling and rubbish collection for Islington.'

"It's just a phase."

'As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll soon have mass transit.'

'This will finish it, boss!'

"It's that dreadful wrangler who keeps trying to cut us out from the rest of the herd. Simply ignore him."

"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession."

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