Wrecking Ball Enthusiast Gifts

Stu had a future in demolitions.

Demolition Crew

Working hours.

I love Basketball.

Busy day at the office.

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"There's always a position for a specialist."

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Jimmy Anderson

Give Thanks.

Yeah, I know I only needed one stress ball to squeeze, but this is way more relaxing.

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

Tortoise & Hare.

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

Jesus Rollerblading on water

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

Daddy's little girl....Or not...

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

Fly fishing

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

Rollerblind.

"I'm prescribing you two metres of bubble wrap three times a day."

'On that last pitch, he felt something pop in his elbow. ...I'm a little concerned.'

"Here. It's your company car."

Demo Skittles

'This will finish it, boss!'

"Welcome welcome. Through these gates awais a paradise where the ball of string has no end and EVERYONE catches the red dot."

'That storm in Denver It's confirmed, Volleyballs, What's that ,,, Yes, yes, We're certain -- the size of volleyballs,'

Kangaroo on roller blades.

A Woman's Touch