Wrecking Ball Fan Gifts

'This will finish it, boss!'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Fine. And you?'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

The first Dermatologist.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Football party

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

A 1950's Barber Shop

The Perils of Dog Kisses

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

Hard Rock Cafe.

'Now, that's entertainment!'

Musician hurts his nose.

'It's a Marimba!'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."