Whack-a-mole Fan Gifts

The first Dermatologist.

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Zombie standup

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"In my previous life I was arugula."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Your candle has gone out."

Mole News: Obituaries

Pirate Artist

The Double Double Punch

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

Compliment-A-Mole

Witches

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

"So what would you conclude is the primary cause of aggression in mice?"

"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,

"Your profile says you like to live life like there's no tomorrow."

'This will finish it, boss!'

Women have been paying more attention to me since I was reconfigured to resemble an ATM!

No caption (A turtle reclines in a hammock made from his shell as he reads a book).

Man puts no credit sign in window as crackpot carrying the world ends tomorrow sign passes

A man relaxes with a book on a desert island.

'What's the matter, Bob? You have that troubled (frustrated) look.'

'He's a real beaut, Dewey! Are you going to have him mounted, or gut and fillet him?'

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