Whack-a-mole Aficionado Gifts

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

The Origami Society...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Problem Solving

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

It's all gravy.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

The greatest love story ever moled.

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

The first Dermatologist.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Mole News: Obituaries

Coarse Fishing.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Well, the president of the ethics committee is in jail and his deputy is binge drinking with three prostitutes. Do you want to leave a message?"

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.

I don't care if going straight is quicker - next time we go around.

"This is my crab!"

"Hello, police? I don't normally do this, but this looks like a very suspicious mole..."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Rocks The Vote

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'