Whack-a-mole Aficionado Pillows

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

The Origami Society...

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Problem Solving

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

It's all gravy.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

The greatest love story ever moled.

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

The first Dermatologist.

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

Mole News: Obituaries

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Coarse Fishing.

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

"Well, the president of the ethics committee is in jail and his deputy is binge drinking with three prostitutes. Do you want to leave a message?"

LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

"Hello, police? I don't normally do this, but this looks like a very suspicious mole..."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"This is my crab!"

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

Compliment-A-Mole

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'