Mole Enthusiast Pillows

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'Long time no see.'

The greatest love story ever moled.

'Of course you still look good Darling, but then again, I have bad eyesight...'

Mole saving a goal.

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

"I hate the Olympics, especially the Javelin."

"Watch what you say - I think we've got a human int he organisation!"

"Oh yeah, you wouldn't believe the weird and wonderful stuff I come across buried when I dig my tunnels..."

"He may be an unusual choice for a husband but I've found him to be really quite handy."

"A baseball cap? Seriously? You look ridiculous wearing that underground..."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Let me introduce my other half."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

CLEAR!

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Slugfest!

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Praying mantis.

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Bees v Wasps

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."